sava@kockar:~$ fortune
Are you a turtle?
sava@kockar:~$

1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying.
3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
4) You’ve never quite sure whether it’s ok to eat green crisps.
5) Everyone who grew up in the 80’s has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator.
6) Reading when you’re drunk is horrible.
7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly.
8) You’re never quite sure whether it’s against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden.
10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl.
11) You never know where to look when eating a banana.
12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat.
13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly.
14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball.
15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses.
16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school.
17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad.
18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the
first given opportunity.
19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
20) Every bloke has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush.
21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong!
22) Its impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited.
24) You never ever run out of salt.
25) Old ladies can eat more than you think.
26) You can’t respect a man who carries a dog.
27) There’s no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you’ve got your hand or head stuck in something.
28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan.
30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
31) People who don’t drive slam car doors too hard
32) You’ve turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood
specifically to stir paint with.
33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
34) Bricks are horrible to carry.
35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

с други думи — love sucks, true love swallows.

P.S.

Women eh!
Boob jobs, nose jobs, teeth bleaching, tummy tucks, liposuction, colonic irrigation, botox, pierced ears,
nipples, bellys and clits, eyebrows plucked, bikini, wax, armpits shaved, lips tattooed, legs waxed, diets, exercise
and they STILL wont take it up the arse cause it ‘hurts’.

докато гледах, ми хрумна да погледна кой е умника дето е превел заглавието. о, ужас, това е някой много умен с ЕГН: 8205051711. колко тряя да ти е малка главата, че да  си сложиш егн-то за username?

освен това, въпросната дама (едва ли има толкоз глупав male)  е качила песен на група именувана granulom. кой малоумник си кръщава групата на зъбно заболяване? кой? що не се кръстихте чешама? (идва от гола вода)

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed), or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell.

Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell, because Boyle’s Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it? If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my first year in college, when she said that ‘Hell will have to freeze over before I sleep with you,’ and taking into account the fact that I slept with her last
night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that, since Hell has already frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore extinct …… leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being, which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting ‘Oh my God.’

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+

And it was well deserved!!

savamane ~ # emerge -av dig

These are the packages that I would merge, in order:

Calculating dependencies
emerge: there are no ebuilds to satisfy “dig”.

savamane ~ #

а ми трябваааааа.

NOTE: we believe that most people are more likely to read IGNOREME file than
the README file so we moved the actual contents of README into this file. We
hope that this will improve the quality of questions on support channels.

Readme for Player vs. Player Gaming Network
savamane pvpgn #

:D

Първи приключил математика, след по-малко от месец труд. Дал следните отчет и прогноза:

- Аз направих статистически анализ на всички минали състезания, след което екстраполирах данните и достигнах до извода, че кон Х ще спечели следващото състезание с вероятност 86,19%.От предоставените ми пари, 100 хил евро струваше достъпа до базата от статистическа информация, а останалите пари бяха трансформирани във високоалкохолни напитки.

Втори, буквално часове преди крайния срок, се появил биологът:

- Аз изследвах родословните дървета на всички коне в състезанието, както и направих някои физиологични тестове.
В резултат заключих, че кон Y вероятно ще спечели състезанието. Всички предоставени пари бяха похарчени за оборудване и достъп до генетични банки.
Крайният срок отдавна вече бил изтекъл, а от физика нямало ни вест, ни кост. И точно когато богатият човек решил, че е бил измамен, на вратата му се появил физикът – хилав, чорлав и със сенки под очите от недоспиване:

- Аз… аз имам нужда от още 1 млн евро за експерименти, но с гордост мога да заявя, че с парите до момента разработих уникален по рода си теоретичен модел на идеален сферичен кон във вакуум…